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About Me
Scumbag, wierdo, stalker, bully, wannbe, the list goes on. Could do with losing a few pounds, getting a life etc. etc. I love sending sick messages from places I think I am out of reach.
Simon Harrison
Freak
Edna Calpo
unsuspecting Partner
Features
Ripping Off Businesses
Some Detail Here
Helping you get away with it.
Scumbag, liar, cheat.
Overweight
Leaching, dirty, bastard.
A Message
Aah so it’s you! The sick twisted ‘not so’ little puppy that ran away to Cyprus. I see your still lurking in the shadows, posting your insignificant life up on social media in the hope of a few likes to stroke your inflated ego, and your continuing to send threatening sick messages to people from where you think your out of reach. To be fair I had forgotten about you totally, that’s how insignificant you really are.
You see if you had done your homework you would know that Geoff Cox was actually my dads friend many years ago. They obviously drifted apart years later.
There were a lot of differences in them, dad obviously built an amazing and very successful business which still continues to be a major employer in the area, he built an amazing home in France, had superb friends, and lived a very full, great, and amazing life. The picture of him is actually in front of his Cold War fighter jet, a lightning. In fact he is 80 on that picture and looking a damn sight healthier than you. (You maybe want to address that fairly soon as you really don’t look too good, it’s probably karma catching up with you).
My father never went bang, or committed fraud and he certainly never went to jail. So there’s probably no notes to compare. In fact they are probably at polar opposite ends and will never meet. After all my father would never ever have associated with scumbags like you.
I sold my company a few years ago and retrained and am now a cyber security consultant. My certification is CEH, or Certified Ethical Hacker. Maybe you’d like a security assessment? I could do with a new project, don’t worry I can do it all from here I don’t need to be in any specific country. Security is something you really should be concerned about, as after all no one wants someone creeping about in their laptop, phone, texts and emails. You never know what dirty little secrets might be hidden away in there, and of course you never know if anyone is in there or not. In fact every time your computer crashes, or even goes a bit slow, maybe there is someone sat in there. You can have all the virus checkers in the world and still not know if someone is watching every keystroke that you make. I’ll have a poke about for you and see what I can find and let you know if you want me to?
I see we have some mutual friends! Moving forward I am obviously going to remove you from my friends list. Although afterwards I will be publishing a post to make public your sick remarks for all to see with a full explanation of the threats I’ve received over the years. I’ll have a word in the coach house and see if anyone will let me know when your home next. I’m sure Dawn will let me know. It would be good to meet up after all this time.
In a weird twist of fate I see that Mark is on your list. Mark’s wife is a very very good friend as we grew up together. You see her dad Bill was dads best friend. She thought the world of him and am sure she will be interested to learn about your sick messages.
Anyway I hope you are able to put as much effort into sorting out your health as you do in stalking people’s profiles, thinking up ways to send threats and sick statements after someone’s parent dies. Obviously you need to address the problem of your weight as you don’t actually look like you have long on this mortal coil yourself!
Cheerio Chubby x Hope to see you soon, unless God forbid, something dreadful happens to you of course.